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 10 All Time
Best Captions
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Background:
In the latter part of 2002, many Captioneers took the time to peruse the Archives and vote for their 10 favorite captions
of all time. The results were tabulated and finalized in
December of 2002 and these are the results. |
1st
Next time, just run the damn squirrel over!
ed_the_vet
2nd
After Joekaliki tested HIV positive, all his previous
sexual partners
had to be notified by government officials.
Zig
3rd
Retired Hong Kong Times delivery man throws son against door
just to keep the old arm in shape.
ed_the_vet
4th
With the cost of the war on terrorism mounting, the Air
Force begins cost cutting measures by replacing million dollar smart bombs with
old Ford Pintos.
do_jazz_2
5th
After complaints from several boyfriends about "the smell,"
suziss removes her unorthodox IUD.
Zig
6th
Yes Mother Theresa, there's time for a short one.
the_lag
7th
The audience is stunned as Garry Kasparov urinates on every piece
during match with Judit Polgar.
Omni
8th
From the group that brought you
the music on the caption pyramid page, here's the
new single "We're going
to annoy the living crap out of you (part 2)."
jack_nobbledy
9th
A box of Kleenex: $3. A bottle of lotion: $2. Having
thousands of people
watch your coach spend 10 minutes adjusting things:
Priceless.
loser2all
10th
Look, I'm Lara Croft!
jack_nobbledy
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